The Turnip Trade, Chapter 1
Rosie: Hey Kiya! It’s been a long time since I saw you walking around Bellwood! Where were you?
Kiya: Oh! Rosie don’t you remember? I won a best portrait of “The Mona Lisa” contest and I went to Africa to receive the prize!
Rosie: Oh my! I thought you went there next month! Well anyway, what was the prize? Come on! Tell me!
Kiya: *sight* it was only a red turnip, oh and a check of 1,489 bells, that barely paid for my week in a 1 star hotel
Rosie: Wow! Africa is not cheap! Wait, did you say a red turnip?
Kiya: Yes, a red turnip
Rosie: OMG!!! A red turnip? Give it to Wendell! And then he will give you something, that you have to give to someone and that someone will give to you something that you have to give to another someone and you will get a Golden Axe!!
Kiya: Wait! What???
Rosie: I don’t know didn’t you hear me???
Mysterious Woman: I DO know what to do!
Both: Gracie? Really? Tell us!!!
Gracie: For 5,000 bells I will tell you!
Kiya: No way Fashion-Freaky-Lady!
Rosie: She means, of course!!! *grabs Kiya’s wallet* Here you are Gracie!
Kiya: What? Give that-
Gracie: Thank you, Fashionista! Now, here’s what I know: I also have a Red Turnip, and you have one too! Give it to Wendell if you want, but Pascal only has ONE Golden Axe! And I will get it!!! Hahaha!
Both: Only one?! Wait what?
Gracie: Ciao! Fashion-not-istas! *Leaves with her car*
Kiya: She ripped us off!!! That Fashionista Freaky Old Lady just ripped us off! I thought I was going to get ripped off by Bill Gates but not by a No-bran Fashion Freak!!!
Rosie: Ohh! It’s war alright! Against my Fashion Heroin but it’s still war!!!
Kiya: … Alright ?
TO BE CONTINUED…